This also removes the "Recommended by Forbes" bit in the article. If for some reason you like having that shown, see the source code and remove it yourself. I've highlighted it for you in there.

Update 2016.06.13: Removed the giant fucking ad rail that's taking up most of the top page.
Update 2016.09.25: Updated code due to site change, and made the code a bit more efficient.
Update 2017.01.27: Organized the code a bit to make it slightly more readable. This style still works fine as of writing this.